the tranny authority to fabulousness: How the fuck did it Become 7pm?

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i am a hopeless romantic and one bad date away from being cynical. i am a sucker for the written word. i love robert jordan, as much as that performance artist lady gaga or that crackwhore amy winehouse. i like reality shows and every tv show which exploits drama. I love TYRA, with her narcissism and her smize..i curse, weep and howl. i hate dumb people, and yet i think i am dumb most of the time. i am a drama queen, but i also smile the sweetest of smiles and bellow ear-shattering laughters. i frown at incompetence but screams for pleasure. i squirm when bored and squirm when tittilated. i am a connoisseur of visual and aural feasts--of all things ethereal and sublime ; ghastly and profane; a sense of aesthetics is my best friend, i like latex and pvc. i am a friend. a confidant. a lover. a mistress. a doting girlfriend. i am a creature who enjoys pigging-out on her favorite food in silence while watching crappy reality shows,then feels guilty after. i am butter melting deliciously on your tongue. i am narcissistic and extremely vain.a camera-whore who flirts with the lens on like, a regular basis. i am edward-smitten;and chris evan too.and everyday i adore a different man. i live in the present, and pop culture is my religion;i am always politically correct, but i think political correctness leads us to think like a herd, i dont think its a fault of people to think differently from mine, until we take the time to make a difference, but i take maliscious happiness in the misery of others and i religiously read perezhilton and tmz for my favorite celebrity like britney and others, and i secretly wish that lindsay will fuck it up , drink and sound the scram bracelet once more and be thrown in jail... . i am sometimes, laid back, i start and have no follow through like this blog which i have forgotten so many times. i am a person with so many gifts, and i feel like i owe it to myself to write my experiences, because i have been gifted with so much and i need to share it to the world,
.i kick myself when i fail, i hug myself when i succeed. i dare to live in waking dreams. i am a bit of a tragedy and a resounding success. i am beauty and ugliness. i love my body because its strong and i hate it because its strong. i always wish to be thinner, but i always wish to be healthier. i am a walking irony. i am dominant , but passive-aggressive. i am sane and crazy. i am happy and sad. i am shadow and light. agony and ecstasy. cold as ice. hot as fire. ..take a deep breathe
love me or hate me.
i am wholistic and i am real.
i am far from perfect.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

How the fuck did it Become 7pm?

I Think the whole day has been a bit of a blur.
Almost 5 hours has passed and I think its such a waste. I feel as if I should be busy doing something...instead of walking around orchard road window shopping.
Well, I think Im just a bit depressed because I dont have a lot of shopping money lately...and all the christmas sales is making me depressed not being able to purchase.
And I just read US weekly, and almost every star and D list celebrity has a charity. . ,. Well, at least I put money for UNESCO in those little envelopes they hand out in the plane. Makes me feel like Angelina...now if only I could find a BRAD..heheheeh

I saw this really funky small bag at GUESS...and its 30 percent off. It could have been perfect for skinny jeans and rock and roll shirt combo...but damn it..I have to walk away....
Reminding myself..Priorities! Priorities! Priorities.
Its such a shame though..Ive been burning a hole in my pocket last time I was in Singapore when everything is regular price, and now it annoys me that everything is about 50 dollar less... HMMN all in all I could have saved at least 500 dollar.
Thats almost a JIMMY CHOO!
I can not even let myself go in BEBE and they are on sale..I know I would IMPULSE BUY again... BTW kudos to BEBE for making clothes for Voluptous women.
I found this perfect dress that makes me feel like Jessica Rabbit..HUgs in all the right places.

It was hot and humid because it RAINED. But it didnt seem to dampen people's mood to shop. Orchard Road was milling with people hellbent on spending their MONEY.
I cant believe there is a line outside GUCCI in Paragon! Are Singaporeans that rich? And there's even a longer line in Louis Vuitton..and there's no sale! I wish there would be someone out there who would think of giving me a Vuitton as holiday present. Hint Hint Hint

I Contented myself browsing thru GAP....and Damn was it PLAIN...I dont want to look like a farmer ...so I just walked on...
I went to Metro to LOOK for good finds...and the only thing I found are raunchy skivvies that dont have my size, and a realization that Heidi KLUm would put his name on anything like Jessica Simpson..because she is the official model of Accessorize...or maybe thats just a promotion for her ahmm... affordable accesories...but isnt she rich already...?
Then I met my school friend MR J working here in Singapore.... He introduced me to his new BF..but cant stay LONG because they have to go to the GYM and watch Golden Compass after. How Gay of them. hehehe
Before I knew it I found myself eating street food waiting for a cab...
I didnt even line up going in to Gucci..I lined up for Cab going home...eating street food in my ..best Mary Kate BOHO chic look... How sad. I didnt even pretend to eat salad at some yuppie deli to do something for my image.hehehe
And somehow one of my friend found out about this BLOG.... At least he found it FUNNY...tap tap on my shoulder. I should definitely have invited him for coffee.
OH...and I looked at my watch and its seven PM...Damn it. how did that Happen?

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